Sunday, July 12, 2009

I'm back (unfortunately)

Well, you fucking dullards, I'm back. I've taken a two year vacation from your whiny questions and meaningless problems, but life's a bitch, and you can't spend it all not having to deal with the world's large population of morons.

So,let me reiterate this for all of you again (even though I've said it countless times in the past without anyone seeming to care): Only send me ADVICE questions, since I'm an advice columnist, and make sure to write reasonably well, since being on the Internet is not excuse for writing like a retarded monkey.

If you can't follow those simple rules, don't write to me, or there will be painful consequences. If you can, send me your question at impeeves@yahoo.com.

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