I have two completely retarded questions today. Actually, they were sent to me a while ago, but I actually have a life, unlike the losers who wrote them. One of them is bitching at me over at Demon Lime to answer her goddamn question, and now I finally found the time to deal with the stupidest things in my inbox. Gash, I answered your question, so you can quit bitching now!
Ok my question for you is: Would you rather be a squirrel or have the ability to fly? By the way just in case it isn't all that clear I'm asking advice. I found a magic lamp with a genie inside. The genie told me that he could turn me into a squirrel or give me the ability to fly. As you can tell I'm having trouble deciding which to choose. They are both good options. Can you help Peeves?
--Lisa Vereli
Lisa Vereli--
Yes, I can. Ask the genie to turn you into a squirrel, because not only will you be unable to send me anymore questions, but it also would be very easy to run you over with my car.
--Peeves
What do you think my friend will say when he opens the letter I mailed him and sees a picture of Goatse?
-Steven "Bonertron" Stifler
Seven--
I think he'll send it back with a bomb. And if you send me another question, I think I'll find your address and send you one, just in case the first one didn't kill you. Now shut the hell up.
--Peeves
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